Add bold attitude and dark humor to your kitchen with this striking glass cutting board featuring an adorably grumpy orange cat gripping a chef’s knife beneath the phrase “This is where I murder vegetables.” The exaggerated expression, painterly texture, and tongue-in-cheek message create a design that feels edgy, playful, and unmistakably humorous. Perfect for cooks with a sarcastic streak, this piece delivers personality without taking itself too seriously and makes an unforgettable statement in any kitchen.
These stunning glass cutting boards aren’t just functional—they also make beautiful display pieces. Featuring vibrant artwork and a durable tempered glass surface, they can be styled on the countertop when not in use or displayed purely as décor, instantly adding attitude, humor, and visual interest to your kitchen or entertaining space.
Product Details
Available sizes: 8" × 11" or 11" × 15"
Durable tempered glass construction
Non-porous surface resists stains and odors
Heat-resistant and scratch-resistant surface
Slip-resistant rubber feet for stability
Easy to clean; hand washing recommended
Knife not included
Designed for food prep, light chopping, or decorative display
Perfect For
Funny kitchen decor fans
Cat lovers with attitude
Sarcastic home decor styles
Humor-forward kitchens
Housewarming gifts
Gifts for him or her
Statement countertop displays
Cat themed kitchen collections
Conversation-starting kitchen art
Christmas gifts
Shipping & Processing
Processing time: 2–5 business days
Shipping time: 2–5 business days after shipment
Ships within the United States only
Tracking provided once your order ships
Carrier delays are outside our control
Personalization
Personalization is available on some cutting boards. If you would like a name, family name, or short phrase added to this design, please contact us before ordering to confirm availability.
Color Disclaimer
Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings, screen resolution, and lighting conditions.
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| |
8" x 11" |
11" x 15" |
| Width, in |
8.00 |
11.00 |
| Height, in |
11.00 |
15.00 |
| Depth, in |
0.24 |
0.31 |
