"This is Where I Murder Vegetables" – Funny Cat Glass Cutting Board

Bring a stab of humor into your kitchen with this hilarious glass cutting board featuring a mischievous cat holding a knife and the phrase “This is Where I Murder Vegetables.” Perfect for cat lovers, veggie choppers, or anyone who enjoys a touch of chaos with their cooking. This tempered glass board isn’t just for laughs—it’s functional, durable, and ready for your next meal prep or your next statement kitchen display. Whether you're slicing carrots or serving cheese, this board adds the perfect dose of sass and fun!

These stunning glass cutting boards aren’t just practical—they also make beautiful display pieces! Featuring vibrant artistic designs, the durable tempered glass surface is hygienic, heat-resistant, and easy to clean. Perfect for showcasing fruit, cheese, or charcuterie, they’ll elevate your home’s aesthetic and spark conversations with guests. Whether you’re prepping meals or adding a decorative touch, these cutting boards are a stylish and functional addition to any space.

✨ Features:
✔ Two sizes available: (8″ × 11″) (20.3cm × 27.9cm) or (11″ × 15″) (27.9cm × 38.1cm)
✔ Some cutting boards can be personalized for a special touch (message seller) Ty!
✔ Durable Tempered Glass – Strong, heat-resistant, and built to last.
✔ Hygienic & Easy to Clean – Non-porous surface resists stains and odors, making cleanup a breeze.
✔ Slip-Resistant Rubber Feet – Keeps the board steady while cutting or serving.
✔ Multipurpose Use – Ideal for food prep, cheese boards, charcuterie, or decorative display.
✔ Hand washing recommended for best care
✔ Adds elegance to your kitchen or dining space
✔ Perfect for food prep, serving, or décor
✔ Shipping only $5.99
✔ Knife not included

🍽️ Perfect For:
✔ Cat lovers & quirky kitchen décor fans
✔ Funny gifts for friends, chefs, or coworkers
✔ Decorative countertop displays
✔ Housewarming or holiday surprise
✔ Kitchen humor & bold personalities

📦 Shipping & Processing:
🛠 Made to order with care in the USA.
🚚 Processing time: Typically ships within 2-5 business days.
📬 Delivery time: Estimated 2-5 business days after shipping.

💡 Ensure your shipping address is correct before placing an order.

📌 Refund & Return Policy:
1.) If your order arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 7 days with clear photos, and we’ll be happy to assist with a replacement or refund.
2.) If you wish to return an item for any other reason, reach out within 7 days of receiving it. Customers are responsible for return shipping costs, and items must be in their original condition.

📌 Personalized Orders:
Please note: Personalized items are custom-made and cannot be returned or refunded unless they arrive damaged or defective.

📌 Color Disclaimer:
Colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to different screen settings, brightness, and resolutions.

📩 Questions? We’re happy to help!
Need a custom design or have a question? Send us a message—we’d love to hear from you! 😊

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