Bring dark humor and farmhouse charm into your kitchen with this bold glass cutting board featuring the phrase “This Is Where I Murder the Vegetables” surrounded by richly illustrated fresh produce. Vibrant carrots, tomatoes, onions, broccoli, herbs, and greens frame elegant typography, creating a playful contrast between wholesome ingredients and cheeky kitchen humor. This design is perfect for cooks who love to laugh while they prep and want their kitchen décor to reflect personality and confidence.
These stunning glass cutting boards aren’t just functional… they also make beautiful display pieces. Featuring vibrant artwork and a durable tempered glass surface, they can be styled on the countertop when not in use or displayed purely as décor, instantly adding personality and visual interest to your kitchen or entertaining space.
Product Details
Available sizes: 8" × 11" or 11" × 15"
Durable tempered glass construction
Non-porous surface resists stains and odors
Heat-resistant and scratch-resistant surface
Slip-resistant rubber feet for stability
Easy to clean; hand washing is recommended
Designed for food prep, serving, or decorative display
Knife not included
Perfect For: Home cooks, Funny kitchen décor lovers, Farmhouse kitchens, Vegetable prep stations, Rustic cooking spaces, Chefs with humor, Unique housewarming gifts, Everyday kitchen enjoyment, Christmas gifts
Shipping & Processing time:
Processing time: 2–5 business days
Shipping time: 2–5 business days after shipment
Shipping fee: $5.99
Ships within the United States only
Tracking provided once your order ships
Carrier delays are outside our control
Personalization
Personalization is available on some cutting boards. If you would like a name, family name, or short phrase added to this design, please contact us before ordering to confirm availability.
Color Disclaimer
Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings, screen resolution, and lighting conditions.
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| |
8" x 11" |
11" x 15" |
| Width, in |
8.00 |
11.00 |
| Height, in |
11.00 |
15.00 |
| Depth, in |
0.24 |
0.31 |
