Sarcastic Chicken Glass Cutting Board – Funny Attitude Kitchen Decor Gift

Sarcastic Chicken Glass Cutting Board – Funny Attitude Kitchen Decor Gift

Bring bold personality and unapologetic humor into your kitchen with this sarcastic chicken glass cutting board. Featuring expressive, colorful chicken illustrations paired with a cheeky, relatable phrase, this design perfectly captures that “I’m fine… but barely” energy. Each character adds its own attitude, creating a lively and eye-catching layout that instantly sparks conversation.

Designed for those who appreciate humor with a little edge, this board makes a standout statement whether used for light food prep or displayed as décor. The vibrant artwork and playful expressions make it ideal for kitchens that don’t take themselves too seriously and homes that love personality-packed accents.

These stunning glass cutting boards aren’t just functional—they also make beautiful kitchen displays. Featuring vivid artwork and a durable tempered glass surface, they serve as both practical tools and decorative accents. When not in use, this board looks great styled on a countertop, coffee bar, open shelf, or kitchen wall stand.

Product Features

Two size options available: 8 × 11 inches or 11 × 15 inches
Durable tempered glass designed for long-lasting use
Non-porous surface resists stains, odors, and bacteria
Heat-resistant and scratch-resistant finish
Slip-resistant rubber feet for added stability
Easy to clean; hand washing recommended
Suitable for light food preparation or decorative display
Knife not included

Perfect For

Funny kitchen decor
Sarcastic home accents
Chicken lovers
Farmhouse humor decor
Housewarming gifts
Hostess gifts
Conversation pieces
Country kitchen styling
Christmas gifts

Shipping & Processing

Flat-rate shipping of $5.99 within the USA
Orders are processed in 2–5 business days
Ships to U.S. addresses only
Delivery times vary by carrier

Refund & Return Policy

7-day return window from delivery date
Items must be unused and in original condition
Damaged or incorrect items must be reported within 7 days with photos
Return shipping is the responsibility of the buyer on non-defective items
Custom or personalized items are non-returnable unless damaged or incorrect

Personalization

This design is not customizable unless otherwise stated. If you see a cutting board design you like and would like it customized, or if you have an idea of your own, please message me and I will be happy to help.

Need help?

Please message me with any questions—I’m happy to assist.

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