🦆 “My Ducks Don’t Even Know What a Row Is” Cutting Board – Whimsical Chaos for Your Kitchen

🦆 “My Ducks Don’t Even Know What a Row Is” Cutting Board – Whimsical Chaos for Your Kitchen

Infuse your kitchen with fun and humor with this delightful duck-themed glass cutting board! Featuring a cheerful lineup of cool ducks in sunglasses, splashing through swirling waves under the hilarious phrase “My Ducks Don’t Even Know What a Row Is,” this board captures the joy of embracing life’s beautiful chaos. With bold colors, playful design, and a splash of personality, it's a statement piece that brings both function and laughter to your cooking space.

These stunning glass cutting boards aren’t just functional—they also make beautiful kitchen displays! Featuring vibrant designs and a durable tempered glass surface, they serve as both practical tools and decorative accents. Perfect for showcasing fruit, cheese, or charcuterie, they’ll elevate your kitchen aesthetic and spark conversations with guests. Whether prepping meals or simply displaying your culinary creations, these cutting boards are a stylish addition to any home.

✨ Features:
✔ Two sizes available: 8″ × 11″ or 11″ × 15″
✔ Some cutting boards can be personalized for a special touch (message seller) Ty!
✔ Durable Tempered Glass – Strong, heat-resistant, and built to last.
✔ Hygienic & Easy to Clean – Non-porous surface resists stains and odors, making cleanup a breeze.
✔ Slip-Resistant Rubber Feet – Keeps the board steady while cutting or serving.
✔ Multipurpose Use – Ideal for food prep, cheese boards, charcuterie, or decorative display.
✔ Hand washing recommended for best care
✔ Adds elegance to your kitchen or dining space
✔ Perfect for food prep, serving, or décor
✔ Shipping only $5.99
✔ Knife not included.

🎯 Perfect For 🎄 Christmas gifts 🎁 White elephant gifts 🎉 Hostess gifts 🦆 Duck lovers 🧀 Cheese boards 🍷 Charcuterie fans 🏡 Housewarmings 😂 Funny home décor 🎯 Party trays 💝 Birthday surprises🌞 Country-themed décor 📷 2025 trending kitchen decor
🎀 Animal lovers and rural charm fans 🍽️ Functional art for your kitchen 🎉 Unique holiday gift ideas 🛍️ One-of-a-kind kitchen display

📦 Shipping & Returns:
Ships within 3–5 business days. Flat-rate shipping $5.99. We accept returns or exchanges within 14 days of delivery if the item arrives damaged or defective.

🖋️ Personalization Info:
Looking for a name or message on your cutting board? Message me before ordering. I’d love to help!

🎨 Color Disclaimer:
Due to screen differences and printing processes, colors may appear slightly different in person.

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