MOOOVE!! SHE HAS A KNIFE! – Funny Cow Tempered Glass Cutting Board

MOOOVE!! SHE HAS A KNIFE! – Funny Cow Tempered Glass Cutting Board

Add some belly laughs to your kitchen with this hilarious tempered glass cutting board featuring three shocked cartoon cows screaming, “MOOOVE!! SHE HAS A KNIFE!” Perfect for the home chef with a sharp sense of humor and a love for farm animals, this playful board blends laughter and functionality into one unforgettable kitchen accessory. Whether you're prepping dinner or displaying it for laughs, it's sure to be a conversation starter.

Made with durable, heat-resistant tempered glass, it’s ideal for chopping, serving, or simply brightening your countertop with a pop of personality.

✨ Features
✔ Sizes: (8″ × 11″) or (11″ × 15″)
✔ Durable tempered glass – scratch and heat-resistant
✔ Hilarious cow-themed artwork with bold caption
✔ Hygienic, non-porous surface resists stains and odors
✔ Slip-resistant rubber feet keep it steady
✔ Easy to clean – hand wash recommended
✔ Knife not included
✔ $5.99 flat-rate shipping

Perfect For
✔ Cow lovers & country kitchens
✔ Farmhouse décor fans
✔ Funny gift for cooks and foodies
✔ White elephant or gag gift
✔ Housewarming, birthdays, or just because
✔ Decorative kitchen display

📦 Shipping & Processing
🛠 Made to order with care in the USA
🚚 Processing time: Typically ships within 2–5 business days
📬 Delivery time: Estimated 2–5 business days after shipping
💡 Double-check your shipping address before placing your order

📌 Refund & Return Policy
1.) Damaged or defective item? Contact us within 7 days with photos for a replacement or refund.
2.) Change of mind? Contact us within 7 days of delivery. Return shipping is buyer’s responsibility, and items must be unused and in original condition.

📌 Personalized Orders
Custom orders are made just for you and are not returnable unless damaged or defective.

📌 Color Disclaimer
Colors may vary slightly from screen to screen due to different settings.

📩 Questions or custom requests? We’re happy to help—send us a message anytime!

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