Add bold humor and personality to your kitchen with this fun glass cutting board featuring a mischievous raccoon holding a slice of perfectly “blackened” toast beside a steaming toaster. Dressed in an apron and bandana, this confident kitchen critter delivers unapologetic attitude with the phrase “It Ain’t Burnt, It’s Blackened.” The playful illustration style and warm kitchen setting make this design a standout piece for anyone who loves sarcastic humor, quirky animal art, and statement décor.
These stunning glass cutting boards aren’t just functional—they also make beautiful display pieces. Featuring vibrant artwork and a durable tempered glass surface, they can be styled on the countertop when not in use or displayed purely as décor, instantly adding humor, charm, and visual interest to your kitchen or entertaining space.
Product Details
Available sizes: 8" × 11" or 11" × 15"
Durable tempered glass construction
Non-porous surface resists stains and odors
Heat-resistant and scratch-resistant surface
Slip-resistant rubber feet for stability
Easy to clean; hand washing recommended
Knife not included
Designed for food prep, serving, or decorative display
Perfect For
Funny kitchen decor lovers
Raccoon and animal art fans
Sarcastic home decor collectors
Casual and modern kitchens
Housewarming gifts
Gifts for him or her
Humor-themed kitchen displays
Statement countertop decor
Conversation-starting kitchen art
Christmas gifts
Shipping & Processing
Processing time: 2–5 business days
Shipping time: 2–5 business days after shipment
Ships within the United States only
Tracking provided once your order ships
Carrier delays are outside our control
Personalization
Personalization is available on some cutting boards. If you would like a name, family name, or short phrase added to this design, please contact us before ordering to confirm availability.
Color Disclaimer
Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings, screen resolution, and lighting conditions.
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| |
8" x 11" |
11" x 15" |
| Width, in |
8.00 |
11.00 |
| Height, in |
11.00 |
15.00 |
| Depth, in |
0.24 |
0.31 |
