I’m Not a Hot Mess, I’m a Spicy Disaster – Highland Cow Glass Cutting Board
Add bold personality to your kitchen with this tempered glass cutting board featuring a fabulous Highland cow full of sass and confidence. Wearing sunglasses and a cute bow, and styled with a coffee cup, trendy sneakers, and a chic tote bag, this design celebrates embracing chaos with humor and style. It’s the perfect blend of playful attitude and functional kitchen décor.
Designed for both use and display, this glass cutting board is durable, hygienic, and visually striking. Whether you’re prepping ingredients, serving snacks, or styling it on your countertop, it adds charm, humor, and conversation-starting flair to any space.
These glass cutting boards are not only practical but also make beautiful display pieces. The vibrant printed artwork is sealed beneath a durable tempered glass surface that resists heat, stains, and odors. When not in use, it can be styled on a countertop, coffee bar, or open shelf as decorative kitchen art.
Product Features Two size options available: 8 × 11 inches or 11 × 15 inches Some cutting boards can be personalized for a special touch; message seller for availability Durable tempered glass that is strong, heat-resistant, and built to last Hygienic non-porous surface that resists stains and odors Slip-resistant rubber feet to keep the board steady during use Multipurpose use for light food prep, snack displays, or decorative styling Hand washing recommended for best care Adds humor and personality to your kitchen décor Flat-rate shipping of $5.99 Knife not included
Perfect For Funny kitchen décor lovers Housewarming gifts with personality Sassy home cooks Unique gifts for friends or family Anyone who embraces a little chaos with confidence
Refund & Return Policy If your order arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with clear photos for assistance with a replacement or refund. Returns for non-defective items must be requested within 7 days of delivery. Items must be unused and in original condition. Return shipping is the buyer’s responsibility.
Personalized Orders Personalized items are custom-made and cannot be returned or refunded unless they arrive damaged or defective.
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