"I'm Not a Hot Mess; I'm a Spicy Disaster" – Highland Cow Glass Cutting Board

🐮 I’m Not a Hot Mess, I’m a Spicy Disaster – Highland Cow Glass Cutting Board

Add a splash of sass to your kitchen with this hilarious tempered glass cutting board featuring a fabulous highland cow—rocking sunglasses, a cute bow, and all the attitude! She’s sitting confidently beside a coffee cup, trendy tennis shoes, and a stylish tote bag, because even a “spicy disaster” has her essentials. This cutting board is as bold and unforgettable as your favorite kitchen moments!

Durable, hygienic, and perfect for prepping, serving, or simply displaying, this board will have your guests laughing and loving every detail.

These stunning glass cutting boards aren’t just practical—they also make beautiful display pieces! Featuring vibrant artistic designs, the durable tempered glass surface is hygienic, heat-resistant, and easy to clean. Perfect for showcasing fruit, cheese, or charcuterie, they’ll elevate your home’s aesthetic and spark conversations with guests. Whether you’re prepping meals or adding a decorative touch, these cutting boards are a stylish and functional addition to any space.

✨ Features:

✔ Two sizes available: 8″ × 11″ and 11″ × 15″
✔ Some cutting boards can be personalized for a special touch (message seller)
✔ Durable Tempered Glass – Strong, heat-resistant, and built to last
✔ Hygienic & Easy to Clean – Non-porous surface resists stains and odors
✔ Slip-Resistant Rubber Feet – Keeps the board steady
✔ Multipurpose – Great for food prep, charcuterie, or decoration
✔ Hand washing recommended
✔ Adds humor and personality to your kitchen
✔ Shipping just $5.99
✔ Knife not included

🔥 Perfect For:
✔ Sassy home cooks
✔ Funny gifts for friends or family
✔ Unique kitchen decor
✔ Housewarming presents with personality
✔ Anyone who embraces a little chaos with style

📌 Refund & Return Policy:
1.) If your order arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 7 days with clear photos, and we’ll be happy to assist with a replacement or refund.
2.) If you wish to return an item for any other reason, reach out within 7 days of receiving it. Customers are responsible for return shipping costs, and items must be in their original condition.

📌 Personalized Orders:
Please note: Personalized items are custom-made and cannot be returned or refunded unless they arrive damaged or defective.

📌 Color Disclaimer:
Colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to different screen settings, brightness, and resolutions.

📩 Questions? We’re happy to help!
Need a custom design or have a question? Send us a message—we’d love to hear from you! 😊

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