Bring playful sass and unforgettable humor into your kitchen with this charming glass cutting board featuring a joyful cartoon grandmother mid-stride, paired with the bold quote “I’ve cooked for people I should have poisoned. So yes, I do have self control.” The expressive illustration, cheerful colors, and tongue-in-cheek message combine to create a design that feels lighthearted, mischievous, and full of personality. Perfect for those who appreciate witty humor and statement décor, this piece is guaranteed to spark laughter and conversation.
These stunning glass cutting boards aren’t just functional—they also make beautiful display pieces. Featuring vibrant artwork and a durable tempered glass surface, they can be styled on the countertop when not in use or displayed purely as décor, instantly adding humor, charm, and visual impact to your kitchen or entertaining space.
Product Details
Available sizes: 8" × 11" or 11" × 15"
Durable tempered glass construction
Non-porous surface resists stains and odors
Heat-resistant and scratch-resistant surface
Slip-resistant rubber feet for stability
Easy to clean; hand washing recommended
Knife not included
Designed for food prep, serving, or decorative display
Perfect For
Funny kitchen decor fans
Grandma and nana gifts
Humor-forward home decor
Casual and family kitchens
Housewarming gifts
Gifts for her
Statement countertop displays
Kitchen humor collectors
Conversation-starting kitchen art
Christmas gifts
Shipping & Processing
Processing time: 2–5 business days
Shipping time: 2–5 business days after shipment
Ships within the United States only
Tracking provided once your order ships
Carrier delays are outside our control
Personalization
Personalization is available on some cutting boards. If you would like a name, family name, or short phrase added to this design, please contact us before ordering to confirm availability.
Color Disclaimer
Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings, screen resolution, and lighting conditions.
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| |
8" x 11" |
11" x 15" |
| Width, in |
8.00 |
11.00 |
| Height, in |
11.00 |
15.00 |
| Depth, in |
0.24 |
0.31 |
