Add humor, function, and personality to your kitchen with this clever glass cutting board featuring the phrase “I Only Have a Kitchen Because It Came with the House,” paired with easy-to-read kitchen conversion charts. Designed for cooks who appreciate practicality with a side of sarcasm, this board brings both laughs and everyday usefulness to your countertop.
Made from durable tempered glass, this cutting board is built for real kitchen work. The sturdy, heat-resistant surface is designed for everyday chopping, slicing, and food prep, while the printed design is permanently sealed beneath the glass to prevent fading or wear. The integrated measurement conversions make it a handy reference while cooking, baking, or entertaining, and it also works beautifully as a serving board for fruit, desserts, or charcuterie.
Whether you use it daily or display it as a statement piece, this cutting board adds function and personality to any kitchen. It also makes a great gift for home cooks, bakers, housewarmings, new homeowners, and anyone who enjoys funny but useful kitchen décor.
Product Details
Two sizes available: 8 x 11 inches or 11 x 15 inches
Durable tempered glass construction
Heat-resistant and scratch-resistant surface
Non-porous and hygienic design
Slip-resistant rubber feet for added stability
Designed for chopping, slicing, and everyday food prep
Includes helpful kitchen measurement conversions
Suitable for serving fruit, desserts, or charcuterie
Easy to clean; hand washing recommended
Knife not included
Ships within the United States only
Perfect For
Funny kitchen décor
Everyday cooking and baking
Home cooks and bakers
Housewarming gifts
New homeowner gifts
Kitchen organization with personality
Practical kitchen references
Charcuterie and dessert serving
Kitchen display styling
Functional countertop décor
Shipping & Processing
Each order is made to order. Processing time is typically 3–5 business days before shipping. Items are carefully packaged to arrive safely. Returns are accepted for damaged or defective items only. Please contact us within 48 hours of delivery with photos if there is an issue.
Personalization
Some items in our shop may be customizable. Please message before ordering to confirm availability.
Color Disclaimer
Colors may appear slightly different due to monitor settings, lighting, and print variations.
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| |
8" x 11" |
11" x 15" |
| Width, in |
8.00 |
11.00 |
| Height, in |
11.00 |
15.00 |
| Depth, in |
0.24 |
0.31 |
