Meet your new favorite attitude-packed accessory! This hilarious Highland Cow Tote Bag brings big personality with its sassy phrase: “I’m not a hot mess, I’m a spicy disaster.” Featuring an adorable highland cow with major flair, this tote is made for those who embrace their chaos with style (and maybe a bit of sarcasm).
Crafted from durable, high-quality 100% polyester fabric, this tote features a vivid, double-sided print that’s built to turn heads. Its box-style structure, roomy interior, and sturdy handles make it the perfect everyday bag for errands, books, groceries, or just showing off your wild side. A fun gift for yourself or the spicy friend in your life!
✨ Features
🐮 Sassy Highland Cow: Bold, funny design that shows off your spicy spirit
🐮 Double-Sided Print: Eye-catching artwork on both sides
🐮 Quality Fabric: Made from 100% durable polyester
🐮 Built for Everyday Use: Strong handles with reinforced stitching
🐮 Roomy Interior: Boxed corners for extra space
🐮 Easy to Clean: Spot clean or gently wash and air dry
✨ Size & Color Guide
Available in 3 sizes with multiple handle color options. See images for dimensions and available colors.
🎁 Perfect For:
Highland cow lovers, funny gift ideas, spicy personalities, rustic chic style, farm vibes, everyday errands, grocery runs, birthday gifts, teachers, moms, and friends who are proud of their hot mess energy.
📦 Shipping & Processing:
🛠 Made to order with care in the USA
🚚 Processing time: Typically ships within 2–5 business days
📬 Delivery time: Estimated 2–5 business days after shipping
💡 Ensure your shipping address is correct before placing an order.
📌 Refund & Return Policy:
1.) If your order arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 7 days with clear photos, and we’ll assist with a replacement or refund.
2.) If you wish to return for any other reason, reach out within 7 days. Buyers cover return shipping and items must be in original condition.
📌 Personalized Orders:
Custom items are made just for you and cannot be returned unless damaged or defective.
📌 Color Disclaimer:
Color appearance may vary slightly due to monitor settings and lighting.
📩 Questions?
We’re happy to help—message us anytime for custom requests or assistance! 😊
🌐 Visit us at ChasingDreamsUSA for more bold, funny, and heartwarming designs.
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13" × 13'' |
16" × 16'' |
18" × 18'' |
| Height, in |
13.00 |
16.00 |
18.00 |
| Length, in |
13.00 |
16.00 |
18.00 |
| Width, in |
3.00 |
3.00 |
3.00 |
| Handle length, in |
28.74 |
28.74 |
28.74 |
| Handle width, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
