After God Made Me He Said “Ta Da!” Glass Cutting Board – Funny Rooster Farm Kitchen Decor

Add bold personality and humor to your kitchen with this playful “After God Made Me He Said Ta Da!” glass cutting board. Featuring a wide-eyed, colorful rooster bursting with confidence, this design celebrates individuality, farmhouse charm, and lighthearted humor in a way that instantly grabs attention. It’s fun, expressive, and guaranteed to spark conversation the moment it’s seen.

Perfect as both a statement piece and a functional kitchen essential, this tempered glass cutting board is built for real, everyday use. The durable, heat-resistant glass surface is designed for chopping, slicing, and food prep, with the vibrant artwork permanently printed beneath the surface so it won’t scratch, fade, or peel. It works beautifully for chopping vegetables, prepping meals, arranging meats and cheeses for charcuterie, serving fruit or desserts, or displaying as décor on your countertop when not in use. Whether you’re refreshing your kitchen, entertaining guests, or gifting someone with a great sense of humor and love for farmhouse style, this cutting board delivers durability, versatility, and unforgettable character in one standout piece.

Product Details

Two sizes available: 8 x 11 inches or 11 x 15 inches
Durable tempered glass construction
Heat-resistant and scratch-resistant surface
Non-porous and hygienic design
Slip-resistant rubber feet for stability
Easy to clean; hand washing recommended
Designed for chopping, food prep, serving, or decorative display
Knife not included
Ships within the United States only

Perfect For

Farmhouse kitchens
Rooster and chicken lovers
Funny kitchen decor
Charcuterie and cheese displays
Housewarming gifts
Host or hostess gifts
Country and rustic home decor
Everyday cooking spaces
Unique countertop accents
Gifts for cooks with a sense of humor

Shipping & Processing

Each order is made to order. Processing time is typically 3–5 business days before shipping. Items are carefully packaged to arrive safely. Returns are accepted for damaged or defective items only. Please contact us within 48 hours of delivery with photos if there is an issue.

Personalization

Some items in our shop may be customizable with a name, phrase, or special date. Please message before ordering to confirm availability.

Color Disclaimer

Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings, lighting, and print variations.

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