😂 “I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned” Glass Cutting Board – Sassy Humor with a Helpful Twist!

😂 “I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned” Glass Cutting Board – Sassy Humor with a Helpful Twist!

Brighten your kitchen with sass and sarcasm! This hilarious glass cutting board features a joyful retro cartoon granny with the bold statement: “I’ve cooked for people I should have poisoned. So yes, I do have self-control.” On the side, you’ll find a handy kitchen conversion chart—making this both funny and functional. It’s a must-have for the cook with a sense of humor!

These stunning glass cutting boards aren’t just practical—they also make beautiful display pieces! Featuring vibrant artistic designs, the durable tempered glass surface is hygienic, heat-resistant, and easy to clean. Perfect for showcasing fruit, cheese, or charcuterie, they’ll elevate your home’s aesthetic and spark conversations with guests. Whether you’re prepping meals or adding a decorative touch, these cutting boards are a stylish and functional addition to any space.

✨ Features:

✔ Two sizes available: (8″ × 11″) (20.3cm × 27.9cm) or (11″ × 15″) (27.9cm × 38.1cm)

✔ Some cutting boards can be personalized for a special touch (message seller) Ty!

✔ Durable Tempered Glass – Strong, heat-resistant, and built to last.

✔ Hygienic & Easy to Clean – Non-porous surface resists stains and odors, making cleanup a breeze.

✔ Slip-Resistant Rubber Feet – Keeps the board steady while cutting or serving.

✔ Multipurpose Use – Ideal for food prep, cheese boards, charcuterie, or decorative display.

✔ Hand washing recommended for best care

✔ Adds elegance to your kitchen or dining space

✔ Perfect for food prep, serving, or décor

✔ Shipping only $5.99

✔ Knife not included

🎁 Perfect For:
🤣 Funny kitchen decor
👵 Grandma or mom with a wild sense of humor
🎁 Gag gifts, housewarming gifts
🧀 Charcuterie display board
🎄 Christmas Gifts

📦 Shipping & Processing:
🛠 Made to order with care in the USA.
🚚 Processing time: Typically ships within 2-5 business days.
📬 Delivery time: Estimated 2-5 business days after shipping.

💡 Ensure your shipping address is correct before placing an order.

📌 Refund & Return Policy:
1.) If your order arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 7 days with clear photos, and we’ll be happy to assist with a replacement or refund.
2.) If you wish to return an item for any other reason, reach out within 7 days of receiving it. Customers are responsible for return shipping costs, and items must be in their original condition.

📌 Personalized Orders:
Please note: Personalized items are custom-made and cannot be returned or refunded unless they arrive damaged or defective.

📌 Color Disclaimer:
Colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to different screen settings, brightness, and resolutions.

📩 Questions? We’re happy to help!
Need a custom design or have a question? Send us a message—we’d love to hear from you! 😊

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