🐾 Fierce & Funny Great Dane Mug – “Touch My Coffee and I’ll Slap You So Hard…” ☕
Not your average coffee mug! This bold design features a grumpy Great Dane warning would-be coffee thieves in the most dramatic (and hilarious) way possible: “Touch my coffee and I’ll slap you so hard even Google won’t be able to find you!” Perfect for dog lovers who take their caffeine seriously, this mug combines sass with canine charm.
✨ Features:
✔ Premium Quality – Lead-free, BPA-free ceramic.
✔ Two Sizes Available – Choose from 11oz or 15oz white ceramic mugs. (Colored mugs available upon request—message us!)
✔ Personalization Available – Some mugs can be customized for a special touch (message us for details).
✔ Double-Sided Design – Image is printed on both sides.
✔ Glossy Finish & C-Handle – A smooth finish with a comfortable grip.
✔ Dishwasher & Microwave Safe – Easy to clean and convenient for daily use.
✔ Designed In-House – Each mug is uniquely designed in our shop.
✔ Long-Lasting Print – The highest-quality inks ensure the design won’t fade, rub off, or peel over time.
🎯 Perfect For:
🐶 Great Dane fans
☕ Coffee lovers with a fierce sense of humor
🎁 Funny coworker gifts
💢 Anyone with a “don’t mess with my coffee” attitude
🎄 Christmas Gifts
🖤 Sarcastic or mood-themed gift baskets
📦 Shipping & Processing:
🛠 Made to order with care. Orders typically ship within 2-5 business days.
📬 Delivery time: Estimated 2-5 business days after shipping.
💡 Double-check your shipping address before placing your order to ensure smooth delivery.
📌 Refund & Return Policy:
1.) If your order arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 14 days with clear photos, and we’ll be happy to assist with a replacement or refund.
2.) If you wish to return an item for any other reason, reach out within 14 days of receiving it. Customers are responsible for return shipping costs, and items must be in their original condition.
📌 Personalized Orders:
Please note: Personalized items are custom-made and cannot be returned or refunded unless they arrive damaged or defective.
📌 Color Disclaimer:
Colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to different screen settings, brightness, and resolutions.
📩 Questions? We’re happy to help!
Need a custom design or have a question? Send us a message—we’d love to hear from you! 😊
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