🐔🌀 SPRING CHICKEN – Grumpy Humor Glass Cutting Board with Country Charm 🌻🥄

🐔🌀 SPRING CHICKEN – Grumpy Humor Glass Cutting Board with Country Charm 🌻🥄

Who says getting older can’t be fun? This hilarious “Spring Chicken” cutting board features a grumpy old chicken with a spring for a body—because let's face it, he’s got plenty of bounce left... just not the mood for nonsense! It’s a whimsical and witty piece perfect for those who appreciate farm humor and a little sarcasm with their cooking.

Designed to stand out, this durable tempered glass board makes meal prep a hoot while doubling as a decorative accent in any rustic or country kitchen. Whether for slicing veggies, serving up snacks, or just making guests chuckle, this cutting board adds personality to any space!

✨ Features:

🤍 Two sizes available: 8″ × 11″ (20.3cm × 27.9cm) or 11″ × 15″ (27.9cm × 38.1cm)

🤍 Made from robust tempered glass with a textured surface

🤍 Four rubber feet for added stability

🤍 Hand wash recommended for long-lasting use

🤍 Knife not included

🎁 Perfect For:
Farmhouse kitchens, chicken lovers, rustic kitchen decor, country humor gifts, quirky home chefs, birthday gifts for him, sassy kitchen style, animal lovers, funny gifts for grandparents, kitchen displays, boho kitchens, barnyard fans, country home charm, housewarming gifts, gift for her, grumpy old men jokes, and anyone who’s proudly not a spring chicken

🍇 Elevate your kitchen or event display with this elegant cutting board presentation, featuring an assortment of vibrant fruits and artisanal cheeses. This board is perfect for entertaining guests or adding a touch of sophistication to your everyday meals. Beautifully arranged with juicy grapes, fresh berries, apple slices, orange segments, and a selection of cheeses, this cutting board is as functional as it is eye-catching. Whether for a casual brunch or a formal dinner party, this setup is sure to impress!

📦 Shipping & Processing:
🛠 Made to order with care in the USA.
🚚 Processing time: Typically ships within 2-5 business days.
📬 Delivery time: Estimated 2-5 business days after shipping.

💡 Ensure your shipping address is correct before placing an order.

📌 Refund & Return Policy:
1.) If your order arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 7 days with clear photos, and we’ll be happy to assist with a replacement or refund.
2.) If you wish to return an item for any other reason, reach out within 7 days of receiving it. Customers are responsible for return shipping costs, and items must be in their original condition.

📌 Personalized Orders:
Please note: Personalized items are custom-made and cannot be returned or refunded unless they arrive damaged or defective.

📌 Color Disclaimer:
Colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to different screen settings, brightness, and resolutions.

📩 Questions? We’re happy to help!
Need a custom design or have a question? Send us a message—we’d love to hear from you! 😊

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