🎣🐟 Don’t Be a Dumb Bass Cutting Board – Funny Fishing Gift & Rustic Cabin Kitchen Décor 🇺🇸🌲

🎣🐟 Don’t Be a Dumb Bass Cutting Board – Funny Fishing Gift & Rustic Cabin Kitchen Décor 🇺🇸🌲

Make a splash in your kitchen with this hilarious tempered glass cutting board featuring a giant bass leaping from the water against a rustic outdoor backdrop. With the bold phrase “Don’t Be a Dumb Bass”, it’s the perfect mix of humor, fishing passion, and rustic style. Great for anglers, lake house kitchens, or anyone who loves a good laugh with their catch of the day!

These stunning glass cutting boards aren’t just functional — they’re conversation starters. Crafted with durable tempered glass, they serve as both practical food prep tools and decorative accents. Whether you’re filleting fish, prepping a charcuterie spread, or displaying it as cabin décor, this board is sure to stand out.

✨ Features:
✔ Two sizes available: 8″ × 11″ or 11″ × 15″
✔ Durable Tempered Glass – Strong, heat-resistant, built to last
✔ Hygienic & Easy to Clean – Non-porous surface resists stains & odors
✔ Slip-Resistant Rubber Feet – Keeps the board steady while cutting or serving
✔ Multipurpose Use – Food prep, cheese boards, charcuterie, or rustic décor
✔ Hand washing recommended for best care
✔ Adds humor & rustic charm to your space
✔ Perfect fishing gift for him, her, or dad
✔ Shipping only $5.99
✔ Knife not included

🎯 Perfect For:
🎣 Fishermen & fishing enthusiasts
🏞️ Cabin, lodge & lake house décor lovers
🍻 Beer, BBQ & fishing party hosts
😂 Funny gag gifts for dad, grandpa, or friends
🇺🇸 Outdoor adventure & rustic Americana fans
🍇 Charcuterie & kitchen display lovers
🎁 Unique seasonal, birthday, or Father’s Day gifts

📦 Shipping & Returns:
📬 Processing time: 2–5 business days
🚚 Ships within the USA only
📦 Flat shipping rate: $5.99 (US)

🖊️ Personalization Info:
Some items in our shop can be customized with a name, date, or phrase. Message me before ordering to check personalization options.

🎨 Color Disclaimer:
Colors may vary slightly due to differences in screens and lighting.

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