I Had Boobs For Breakfast – Funny Baby Onesie 🍼😴

Your little milk monster will get laughs everywhere in this cheeky “I Had Boobs For Breakfast” onesie. Soft, breathable, and nap-approved—perfect for newborn photo ops, baby shower smiles, and everyday cuddles.

✨ Features

Sizes: Newborn, 6M, 12M, 18M, 24M
Fabric: Solids = 100% combed ringspun cotton; heathers = cotton/poly blend
Easy Dressing: Lap-shoulder neckline
Quick Changes: Three-snap bottom closure
Built to Last: Side-seamed with ribbed bindings
Skin-Soft: Lightweight and breathable
Crisp DTG Print: Bold graphic that holds up wash after wash

🎯 Perfect For

Everyday wear • baby shower giggles • breastfeeding humor gifts • newborn photos • mom group playdates • registry add-on • hospital “going home” bag backup

✨ Material Details

Solids: 100% combed ringspun cotton
Heathers: Cotton/poly blend
Side seams for shape • ribbed bindings • color-matched plastic snaps

PLEASE WASH BEFORE WEARING – DTG prints can feel slightly stiff out of the package; one wash = full softness.

🧼 Care Instructions

Wash inside out, cold gentle • tumble low or hang dry • no bleach • do not iron directly on the print

📦 Shipping & Processing

Made to order in the USA. Processing typically 2–5 business days; U.S. delivery usually 2–5 business days after shipment. Please verify your address at checkout.

📌 Refund & Return Policy

If your order arrives damaged/defective, contact us within 7 days with photos for a replacement or refund.
Other returns: message within 7 days. Items must be unworn and in original condition (buyer pays return shipping).