🔪🥕 “Chop Till You Drop” Glass Cutting Board – Screaming Veggies & Dark Kitchen Humor 😱🍅

🔪🥕 “Chop Till You Drop” Glass Cutting Board – Screaming Veggies & Dark Kitchen Humor 😱🍅

Bring twisted humor to your countertop with this wildly funny glass cutting board featuring the phrase “Chop Till You Drop”—complete with wide-eyed, screaming vegetables running for their lives! From terrified tomatoes to panicked peppers, this cartoon-style design turns meal prep into a comedy-horror show right in your kitchen.

Perfect for cooks with a dark sense of humor, veggie-slaying home chefs, or anyone who wants their kitchen accessories to make people laugh (and look twice).

These stunning glass cutting boards aren’t just practical—they also make beautiful display pieces! Featuring vibrant artistic designs, the durable tempered glass surface is hygienic, heat-resistant, and easy to clean. Perfect for showcasing fruit, cheese, or charcuterie, they’ll elevate your home’s aesthetic and spark conversations with guests. Whether you’re prepping meals or adding a decorative touch, these cutting boards are a stylish and functional addition to any space.

✨ Features:

✔ Two sizes available: (8″ × 11″) (20.3cm × 27.9cm) or (11″ × 15″) (27.9cm × 38.1cm)

✔ Some cutting boards can be personalized for a special touch (message seller) Ty!

✔ Durable Tempered Glass – Strong, heat-resistant, and built to last.

✔ Hygienic & Easy to Clean – Non-porous surface resists stains and odors, making cleanup a breeze.

✔ Slip-Resistant Rubber Feet – Keeps the board steady while cutting or serving.

✔ Multipurpose Use – Ideal for food prep, cheese boards, charcuterie, or decorative display.

✔ Hand washing recommended for best care

✔ Adds elegance to your kitchen or dining space

✔ Perfect for food prep, serving, or décor

✔ Shipping only $5.99

✔ Knife not included

🎁 Perfect For:
🤍Home chefs & cooking enthusiasts
🤍Charcuterie & cheese board lovers
🤍Housewarming, wedding, hostess gifts,birthdays, Gag gifts, white elephant, novelty presents,& holiday gifts
🤍Unique kitchen decor & rustic home accents
🤍Unique kitchen decor & countertop conversation starters
🤍 Funny kitchen lovers & home cooks
🤍Food photography & stylish serving displays

Dark kitchen humor, funny cooking gifts, unique kitchen decor, horror comedy fans, home chefs with attitude, veggie-slaying pros, novelty kitchen items, conversation starters, hostess gifts, housewarming presents

🍇 Elevate your kitchen or event display with this elegant cutting board presentation, featuring an assortment of vibrant fruits and artisanal cheeses. This board is perfect for entertaining guests or adding a touch of sophistication to your everyday meals. Beautifully arranged with juicy grapes, fresh berries, apple slices, orange segments, and a selection of cheeses, this cutting board is as functional as it is eye-catching. Whether for a casual brunch or a formal dinner party, this setup is sure to impress!

📦 Shipping & Processing:
🛠 Made to order with care in the USA.
🚚 Processing time: Typically ships within 2-5 business days.
📬 Delivery time: Estimated 2-5 business days after shipping.

💡 Ensure your shipping address is correct before placing an order.

📌 Refund & Return Policy:
1.) If your order arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 7 days with clear photos, and we’ll be happy to assist with a replacement or refund.
2.) If you wish to return an item for any other reason, reach out within 7 days of receiving it. Customers are responsible for return shipping costs, and items must be in their original condition.

📌 Personalized Orders:
Please note: Personalized items are custom-made and cannot be returned or refunded unless they arrive damaged or defective.

📌 Color Disclaimer:
Colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to different screen settings, brightness, and resolutions.

📩 Questions? We’re happy to help!
Need a custom design or have a question? Send us a message—we’d love to hear from you! 😊

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