🦝🔥 Funny Raccoon Cutting Board – “It Ain’t Burnt, It’s Blackened” 😆
Bring humor and charm into your kitchen with this funny raccoon tempered glass cutting board. Featuring a cheeky raccoon holding a pan with the bold phrase “It Ain’t Burnt, It’s Blackened,” this board is perfect for anyone who loves to laugh while they cook. Functional, durable, and stylish, it’s sure to be a conversation starter in any kitchen.
These stunning glass cutting boards aren’t just functional—they also make beautiful kitchen displays! Featuring vibrant designs and a durable tempered glass surface, they serve as both practical tools and decorative accents. Perfect for showcasing fruit, cheese, or charcuterie, they’ll elevate your kitchen aesthetic and spark conversations with guests. Whether prepping meals or simply adding a splash of humor to your kitchen décor, this board is a must-have.
✨ Features:
✔ Two sizes available: 8″ × 11″ or 11″ × 15″
✔ Durable Tempered Glass – Strong, heat-resistant, and built to last
✔ Hygienic & Easy to Clean – Non-porous surface resists stains and odors
✔ Slip-Resistant Rubber Feet – Keeps the board steady while cutting or serving
✔ Multipurpose Use – Perfect for food prep or display
✔ Hand washing recommended for best care
✔ Adds personality and fun to your kitchen décor
✔ Knife not included
🎯 Perfect For:
🦝 Animal lovers 😂 Humor enthusiasts 🎁 Funny holiday gifts 🎄 Christmas presents 🎉 Housewarming parties 🍳 Cooking fun nights 🌟 Kitchen décor lovers 🍽️ Everyday use ☀️ Summer barbecues 🥂 Gifting with a smile
📦 Shipping & Returns:
Flat rate shipping of just $5.99 within the USA. Orders typically ship within 3–5 business days. Hassle-free returns within 14 days for unused items.
🖊️ Personalization Info:
Some items in our shop can be personalized with a name, phrase, or special date. If you'd like to customize this design, please message me before ordering to see if it's eligible. Ty!
🎨 Color Disclaimer:
Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings and lighting, ensuring each cutting board is a unique masterpiece.
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