🔪🐓 “Easily Distracted by Peckers” Apron – Saucy Humor for Bold Cooks

🔪🐓 “Easily Distracted by Peckers” Apron – Saucy Humor for Bold Cooks

Bring some cheeky charm to your kitchen with our hilarious “Easily Distracted by Peckers” apron! Featuring four cartoon roosters and bold typography, this kitchen essential is perfect for sassy chefs, backyard BBQ pros, and anyone who loves to stir up laughs while they stir the pot. Whether you're roasting, grilling, or simply clucking around, this apron keeps things clean and comical.

Crafted from durable 100% polyester, it’s built for long wear and loads of sass. Make your cooking time more entertaining or gift this apron to the foodie with the best sense of humor. It’s not just an apron—it’s a conversation starter!

✨ Product Features:
✔ 100% Polyester – lightweight and resistant to stains and wrinkles
✔ One-sided print with bold “Easily Distracted by Peckers” graphic
✔ 4 buttonholes for easy adjustable fit
✔ Black detachable twill straps for comfort
✔ Reinforced seams for durability
✔ Great gift for cooks who love double-take humor

🎯 Perfect For:
🎁 Christmas gag gifts
🔥 Summer BBQs and grilling parties
🎉 Birthday surprises with sass
👨‍🍳 Funny kitchen decor
🏠 Housewarming presents
🛍️ Trending novelty kitchen gifts
🍳 Everyday cooking with a twist
📸 Viral-ready social content
💡 White elephant exchange
🐓 Chicken lovers with humor

📦 Shipping & Processing:
📬 Made to order and ships from the USA
📦 Processing time: 2–5 business days
🚚 Delivery time: 2–5 business days after shipping

📌 Refund & Return Policy:
1.) Message us within 7 days of delivery for return authorization
2.) Items must be returned in original condition (return shipping paid by buyer unless product is damaged)

📌 Personalization Info:
This item is not customizable at this time.

📌 Color Disclaimer:
Due to lighting and screen differences, actual product colors may vary slightly.

📩 Questions? Reach out anytime—we’re happy to assist!

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