{"product_id":"she-has-a-knife-funny-chicken-glass-cutting-board-bold-farmhouse-kitchen-humor","title":"She Has a Knife! Funny Chicken Glass Cutting Board – Bold Farmhouse Kitchen Humor","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"309\" data-end=\"688\"\u003eBring bold personality and laugh-out-loud charm to your kitchen with this vibrant “She Has a Knife!” glass cutting board. Featuring three wildly expressive chickens in full panic mode and one mischievously holding a knife, this colorful design delivers instant farmhouse humor with a playful edge. It’s the kind of piece that makes guests stop, laugh, and ask where you found it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"690\" data-end=\"1032\"\u003eMade from durable tempered glass, this cutting board is designed for real kitchen use while also doubling as a striking decorative display. The smooth, non-porous surface is hygienic, resistant to stains and odors, and easy to clean. The artwork is permanently printed beneath the glass to protect the design from wear, fading, or scratching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1034\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003ePerfect for chopping, slicing, light food prep, or simply styling on your countertop, this board balances function and fun beautifully. It also makes a memorable gift for chicken lovers, farmhouse décor fans, or anyone who enjoys bold kitchen humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1285\" data-end=\"1660\"\u003eThese stunning glass cutting boards aren’t just functional—they also make beautiful kitchen displays. Featuring vibrant designs and a durable tempered glass surface, they serve as both practical tools and decorative accents. Perfect for showcasing fruit, cheese, or snacks, they elevate your kitchen aesthetic and spark conversation, whether used daily or displayed as décor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"2023\"\u003eProduct Details\u003cbr data-start=\"1677\" data-end=\"1680\"\u003eTwo sizes available: 8 x 11 inches or 11 x 15 inches\u003cbr data-start=\"1732\" data-end=\"1735\"\u003eDurable tempered glass construction\u003cbr data-start=\"1770\" data-end=\"1773\"\u003eHeat-resistant and scratch-resistant surface\u003cbr data-start=\"1817\" data-end=\"1820\"\u003eNon-porous and hygienic design\u003cbr data-start=\"1850\" data-end=\"1853\"\u003eSlip-resistant rubber feet for stability\u003cbr data-start=\"1893\" data-end=\"1896\"\u003eEasy to clean; hand washing recommended\u003cbr data-start=\"1935\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003eSuitable for chopping, slicing, serving, or decorative display\u003cbr data-start=\"2000\" data-end=\"2003\"\u003eKnife not included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2025\" data-end=\"2285\"\u003ePerfect For\u003cbr data-start=\"2036\" data-end=\"2039\"\u003eFarmhouse kitchen décor\u003cbr data-start=\"2062\" data-end=\"2065\"\u003eChicken and poultry lovers\u003cbr data-start=\"2091\" data-end=\"2094\"\u003eFunny kitchen accents\u003cbr data-start=\"2115\" data-end=\"2118\"\u003eRustic and country homes\u003cbr data-start=\"2142\" data-end=\"2145\"\u003eHousewarming gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"2163\" data-end=\"2166\"\u003eHostess and hostess gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"2191\" data-end=\"2194\"\u003eEveryday food prep\u003cbr data-start=\"2212\" data-end=\"2215\"\u003eKitchen counter displays\u003cbr data-start=\"2239\" data-end=\"2242\"\u003eFarm-style kitchens\u003cbr data-start=\"2261\" data-end=\"2264\"\u003eHumorous home décor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2287\" data-end=\"2518\"\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Processing\u003cbr data-start=\"2308\" data-end=\"2311\"\u003eProcessing time: 2–5 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"2345\" data-end=\"2348\"\u003eShipping time: 2–5 business days after shipment\u003cbr data-start=\"2395\" data-end=\"2398\"\u003eShips within the United States only\u003cbr data-start=\"2433\" data-end=\"2436\"\u003eTracking provided once your order ships\u003cbr data-start=\"2475\" data-end=\"2478\"\u003eCarrier delays are outside our control\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2520\" data-end=\"2726\"\u003ePersonalization\u003cbr data-start=\"2535\" data-end=\"2538\"\u003ePersonalization is available on some cutting boards. 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