{"product_id":"he-has-a-knife-glass-cutting-board-funny-chicken-farm-kitchen-decor","title":"He Has a Knife! Glass Cutting Board – Funny Chicken Farm Kitchen Decor","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"291\" data-end=\"365\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"291\" data-end=\"365\"\u003eHe Has a Knife! Glass Cutting Board – Funny Chicken Farm Kitchen Decor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"367\" data-end=\"732\"\u003eAdd bold farm humor to your kitchen with this hilarious “He Has a Knife!” glass cutting board featuring three wide-eyed chickens frozen in dramatic disbelief. Their expressive faces and exaggerated reactions make this design an instant conversation starter and a standout piece for farmhouse kitchens, country homes, or anyone who loves playful, over-the-top décor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"734\" data-end=\"1102\"\u003eCrafted from durable tempered glass, this cutting board is made for everyday chopping, slicing, and food prep while still doubling as a decorative statement when not in use. The smooth, non-porous surface is hygienic, easy to clean, and resistant to stains and odors. The artwork is permanently printed beneath the glass to keep colors vibrant and protected from wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1343\"\u003eWhether you’re prepping meals, serving snacks, or styling it on your countertop, this board blends humor and function effortlessly. It also makes a fantastic gift for cooks, chicken lovers, or anyone who appreciates quirky farmhouse charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1345\" data-end=\"1706\"\u003eProduct Details\u003cbr data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1363\"\u003eTwo sizes available: 8 x 11 inches or 11 x 15 inches\u003cbr data-start=\"1415\" data-end=\"1418\"\u003eDurable tempered glass construction\u003cbr data-start=\"1453\" data-end=\"1456\"\u003eHeat-resistant and scratch-resistant surface\u003cbr data-start=\"1500\" data-end=\"1503\"\u003eNon-porous and hygienic design\u003cbr data-start=\"1533\" data-end=\"1536\"\u003eSlip-resistant rubber feet for stability\u003cbr data-start=\"1576\" data-end=\"1579\"\u003eEasy to clean; hand washing recommended\u003cbr data-start=\"1618\" data-end=\"1621\"\u003eDesigned for chopping, slicing, serving, or decorative display\u003cbr data-start=\"1683\" data-end=\"1686\"\u003eKnife not included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1708\" data-end=\"1965\"\u003ePerfect For\u003cbr data-start=\"1719\" data-end=\"1722\"\u003eFarmhouse kitchen décor\u003cbr data-start=\"1745\" data-end=\"1748\"\u003eChicken and poultry lovers\u003cbr data-start=\"1774\" data-end=\"1777\"\u003eFunny kitchen accents\u003cbr data-start=\"1798\" data-end=\"1801\"\u003eCountry and rustic homes\u003cbr data-start=\"1825\" data-end=\"1828\"\u003eHousewarming gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1846\" data-end=\"1849\"\u003eHost and hostess gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1871\" data-end=\"1874\"\u003eEveryday food prep\u003cbr data-start=\"1892\" data-end=\"1895\"\u003eKitchen counter displays\u003cbr data-start=\"1919\" data-end=\"1922\"\u003eFarm-style kitchens\u003cbr data-start=\"1941\" data-end=\"1944\"\u003eHumorous home décor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1967\" data-end=\"2198\"\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Processing\u003cbr data-start=\"1988\" data-end=\"1991\"\u003eProcessing time: 2–5 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"2025\" data-end=\"2028\"\u003eShipping time: 2–5 business days after shipment\u003cbr data-start=\"2075\" data-end=\"2078\"\u003eShips within the United States only\u003cbr data-start=\"2113\" data-end=\"2116\"\u003eTracking provided once your order ships\u003cbr data-start=\"2155\" data-end=\"2158\"\u003eCarrier delays are outside our control\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2200\" data-end=\"2406\"\u003ePersonalization\u003cbr data-start=\"2215\" data-end=\"2218\"\u003ePersonalization is available on some cutting boards. 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