{"product_id":"after-god-made-me-he-said-ta-da-glass-cutting-board-funny-rooster-farm-kitchen-decor","title":"After God Made Me He Said “Ta Da!” Glass Cutting Board – Funny Rooster Farm Kitchen Decor","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"358\" data-end=\"744\"\u003eAdd bold personality and humor to your kitchen with this playful “After God Made Me He Said Ta Da!” glass cutting board. Featuring a wide-eyed, colorful rooster bursting with confidence, this design celebrates individuality, farmhouse charm, and lighthearted humor in a way that instantly grabs attention. It’s fun, expressive, and guaranteed to spark conversation the moment it’s seen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"746\" data-end=\"1510\"\u003ePerfect as both a statement piece and a functional kitchen essential, this tempered glass cutting board is built for real, everyday use. The durable, heat-resistant glass surface is designed for chopping, slicing, and food prep, with the vibrant artwork permanently printed beneath the surface so it won’t scratch, fade, or peel. It works beautifully for chopping vegetables, prepping meals, arranging meats and cheeses for charcuterie, serving fruit or desserts, or displaying as décor on your countertop when not in use. Whether you’re refreshing your kitchen, entertaining guests, or gifting someone with a great sense of humor and love for farmhouse style, this cutting board delivers durability, versatility, and unforgettable character in one standout piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1512\" data-end=\"1531\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1532\" data-end=\"1915\"\u003eTwo sizes available: 8 x 11 inches or 11 x 15 inches\u003cbr data-start=\"1584\" data-end=\"1587\"\u003eDurable tempered glass construction\u003cbr data-start=\"1622\" data-end=\"1625\"\u003eHeat-resistant and scratch-resistant surface\u003cbr data-start=\"1669\" data-end=\"1672\"\u003eNon-porous and hygienic design\u003cbr data-start=\"1702\" data-end=\"1705\"\u003eSlip-resistant rubber feet for stability\u003cbr data-start=\"1745\" data-end=\"1748\"\u003eEasy to clean; hand washing recommended\u003cbr data-start=\"1787\" data-end=\"1790\"\u003eDesigned for chopping, food prep, serving, or decorative display\u003cbr data-start=\"1854\" data-end=\"1857\"\u003eKnife not included\u003cbr data-start=\"1875\" data-end=\"1878\"\u003eShips within the United States only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1917\" data-end=\"1932\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1933\" data-end=\"2209\"\u003eFarmhouse kitchens\u003cbr data-start=\"1951\" data-end=\"1954\"\u003eRooster and chicken lovers\u003cbr data-start=\"1980\" data-end=\"1983\"\u003eFunny kitchen decor\u003cbr data-start=\"2002\" data-end=\"2005\"\u003eCharcuterie and cheese displays\u003cbr data-start=\"2036\" data-end=\"2039\"\u003eHousewarming gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"2057\" data-end=\"2060\"\u003eHost or hostess gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"2081\" data-end=\"2084\"\u003eCountry and rustic home decor\u003cbr data-start=\"2113\" data-end=\"2116\"\u003eEveryday cooking spaces\u003cbr data-start=\"2139\" data-end=\"2142\"\u003eUnique countertop accents\u003cbr data-start=\"2167\" data-end=\"2170\"\u003eGifts for cooks with a sense of humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2211\" data-end=\"2236\"\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Processing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2237\" data-end=\"2514\"\u003eEach order is made to order. Processing time is typically 3–5 business days before shipping. Items are carefully packaged to arrive safely. Returns are accepted for damaged or defective items only. Please contact us within 48 hours of delivery with photos if there is an issue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2516\" data-end=\"2535\"\u003ePersonalization\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2536\" data-end=\"2672\"\u003eSome items in our shop may be customizable with a name, phrase, or special date. Please message before ordering to confirm availability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2674\" data-end=\"2694\"\u003eColor Disclaimer\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2695\" data-end=\"2776\"\u003eColors may vary slightly due to monitor settings, lighting, and print variations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2778\" data-end=\"2792\"\u003eNeed Help?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2793\" data-end=\"2875\"\u003eQuestions or special requests? Send a message anytime. 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